Fetishes. What is it, what are they for? They’re actually pretty useful, you know, the way dreams are. Take this woman. She's smart, cute, playful. Or so she was before ... well, before she entered patriarchy. Cause there was of course the time she felt abandoned, rejected, humiliated. Sound familiar? Here's what you do: … Continue reading Bondage Memory
Author: LG
Boredom in Beckingham
Sweet sour. Johnny had the moves, Kelly had the groove. Marc and Marcus bled it out. Nothing to see, nothing to do, so, then, what do you do? E-xactly, you harass the nearest adult, make a little fuss, randomly smash stuff, do a little dance. In short, you turn sweet sour. Y'all the Gang in … Continue reading Boredom in Beckingham
A Little Bit o’ Car
Let's save some bits and coins to go hang around by ourselves. You know, like those folks in the video. A little bit o' love. A little bit o' car. A little bit o' music. Do whatever we feel like doing. Not noticing any of them grown-up rules. Lady, hear me tonight, cause my … Continue reading A Little Bit o’ Car
I See You and You Not Me
You are one of God’s mistakes, you lying, crying waste of skin. Ouch. That's harsh. A harsh introduction for a harsh problem, perhaps? And so the establishment of themes begins. Is it drugs? Is it emptiness? Is it parenting issues? Is it a lack of emotional coping? Is it a music video or a … Continue reading I See You and You Not Me
Irritating Little Schmugs
Comic books. Truth novels. Tunnel vision.You gotta have those. My monochromatic friends. Creepy little bastards creeping in on you. Party-hardy business men. All the money in the world, but not a single touch of so-called "time". All the dreams, but not a single hint of cold-heated bravery. This is not what you wanted. Ah? Were we … Continue reading Irritating Little Schmugs
Have a Cup of Dream
Holding back on gravity: It makes you dream. Live, eat, cry. Makes you want to move. Laugh, dance, try. Have a cup o' dream. Oh, I mean, tea. Have a cup o' tea. Throw around the fantasy. Non-existing colours, rainbows, sands and trees. I feel ... alone and free. This is my photography. Homemade is … Continue reading Have a Cup of Dream
Giant Plastic Bags
Giant plastic bags. Bubbles. Cocoons. Tiny little cells raging. I'm not human at all - I have no heart. Cause to be humane is to have a heart. Is to care about others. And about emotions, too. Empathy: you either have it or you don't. I don't. And 'emotions', what are those? You only care … Continue reading Giant Plastic Bags
The Cutest Lil’ Kitten Trend
Let's hop along on the "oh look, a small kitten acting cute"-trend. Cause for stuff to go viral, all you really need is one awesome-looking muppet and a cute kitten on your bed. Whatcha doing, Kirby? Just joking around with her boss, the psychiatric patient, or really any other human. She's his confidante, his partner … Continue reading The Cutest Lil’ Kitten Trend
An Axe, a Man and a Shot to the Head
Props needed for a low-budget music video: boot, acoustic guitar, gorilla suit, three Eastern men, rope, piano, one palm tree, wood chucked fire flames and an axe. I just want to be a lady on Tuesday afternoons; oh, how many woods would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yeah, cause those … Continue reading An Axe, a Man and a Shot to the Head
This Photoshoppic Sculpture
So you look at it, right, and you think “Oh yeey, snow”. But instead it's not your typical cosy snow scene. It’s ice. Melting. And there’s a dead body underneath. As cold as ice. Nice way of going from idyllic to pure coldheartedness. And the ice is cracking up into this painting-like photoshoppic sculpture … Continue reading This Photoshoppic Sculpture
The Critical Goose 