Guilty pleasures: everyone has 'em. Meet mine. Oh yes, it's the R-word indeed. Behold my first encounter with Rihanna. Now, apart from the probably very professional use of colour and panorama play in this video, well, that, and the appearance of a famous handsome guy, whom I later figured out to be J. Timberlake … Continue reading Guilty pleasures
Author: LG
Civilised Animals
So we're on our way to the "Lone Digger" huh? Or what else is this place called? "The Sexy Gazelle"? Haha. Yes. Party music videos, who needs another one of those again. They probably thought that a parabellish didactic little story would be more in place here. Yes. Animals. Let's use animals to do the … Continue reading Civilised Animals
Feelings
I took a chance to build a world of mine. Is what she thought. It didn't work out. And now there's just feelings. Everywhere. Who can stand them. Feelings. I came to break the wall that rose around you. Is what he said. To see the land of all. Which land, she said, there is … Continue reading Feelings
Childhood Deal
The truth in metal music. Perhaps that is why it always takes an effort to understand them metal cries. It took so long to remember just what happened. Ah yes, when you finally found the memory stick to your inner hard drive. You simply can't trust those things. It's like a wasp in a jar … Continue reading Childhood Deal
Normality
Of course I gotta review the best video ever made. Why the best? Well, for starters, the song kicks ass. Say what you want, but good songs just sound good. To anyone. Specifically if you like contrasts. The sort of musical mood swings some might call manic depression, put on record. Lyrics? Pretty vague, … Continue reading Normality
Colony Commercial
There are goals. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. This is it. The moment you've been waiting for. You've worked so hard for this: Escape. This is it. Leaving the wretched misery, the narrowmindedness, those intense moments of purely empty stomach aches. The ultimate way to transcend the hazy, blurry, yet … Continue reading Colony Commercial
Anger Management
How fucking easy it is to make a music video that shows fucking everything that's fucked up with society today, a.k.a. the fucking "adult world", in under 90 seconds, without actually relating all that much to the original fucking song. Fuck. Ah yes. Bitch. It's the hidden "humane" activities and all its unrevealed hypocrisy about … Continue reading Anger Management
Romantic Relationships
Darling, I'll bathe your skin. No?? I'll even wash your clothes. No?? Would you? That'd be awesome! Just give me some candy - candy? - before I go. Oh. Ooh. You mean that kind of candy. Of course you would want something in return. After all, you are A guy. ... I'll kiss your eyes. … Continue reading Romantic Relationships
Mass Muzzle Wedding
This is my wedding night. So it would seem. Now, you can think as you wish, but this is some very good acting for a child her age. And the singer’s voice fits the actress perfectly. The big eyebrows, the gap between her teeth, the innocent eyes: All things typically associated with kids her … Continue reading Mass Muzzle Wedding
Pack Up
That feeling when you're off. Off to see the world. You're all packed up and ready to go. To go see distant lands, see creatures you've never seen before, only heard talking of. Those places you've never visited before; of which you never knew their beautiful existence. And so you spread your wings and … Continue reading Pack Up
The Critical Goose 