She wakes up with the worst headache. Looks around. The house is a mess; every couch is filled with guys and girls; she herself slept awkwardly in a scruffy olivelike armchair. She lifts herself up, ready to stand from her bed, trips over something on the floor. It’s Bob, the world’s worst drunk. Not the … Continue reading With Your Friends You’ll Never Be Alone
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To That Special Someone (You Know Who You Are)
I’d wake up every morning and before I’d start each day, I’d take a drag from last night’s cigarette that’s smoldered in its tray, down a little something and then be on my way. This song’s all about loving that certain special someone throughout life. Life is painful, and rough, no matter who you are. … Continue reading To That Special Someone (You Know Who You Are)
Stapling Samples
State of the art. Ah yes, why go purchase an actual instrument when you've got a computer? No wait, no. Not just any computer, a Cotillion D575. Why try to be artistic when you've got a simple computer to shizzle the dizzle for ya? And how much art is really art, anyway? If art is … Continue reading Stapling Samples
Civilised Animals
So we're on our way to the "Lone Digger" huh? Or what else is this place called? "The Sexy Gazelle"? Haha. Yes. Party music videos, who needs another one of those again. They probably thought that a parabellish didactic little story would be more in place here. Yes. Animals. Let's use animals to do the … Continue reading Civilised Animals
Irritating Little Schmugs
Comic books. Truth novels. Tunnel vision.You gotta have those. My monochromatic friends. Creepy little bastards creeping in on you. Party-hardy business men. All the money in the world, but not a single touch of so-called "time". All the dreams, but not a single hint of cold-heated bravery. This is not what you wanted. Ah? Were we … Continue reading Irritating Little Schmugs
No Phone Parties
I really like this vid. You know why? The total absence of smartphones. Look at that crowd. Look at it. Not a single person in there who’s standing perfectly still so that he can record a famous guy. "I am: a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard." Said the smartphone-guy at the … Continue reading No Phone Parties
The Critical Goose 