Guitar. Suggestive move. Lips. “You can look, but you can’t touch.” That’s how to properly introduce a sexually tinted rock music video. Dear viewer: You can look, but you cannot touch. How painfully true … Moving on. “I think I’m paranoid, and complicated.” Ah yes, any free-fought woman can relate to that kind of thinking. “I think I’m paranoid, manipulated.” Ah yes, any modern man can relate to that. And, overall, drug-users can relate to both … Main themes established. Add a lot of PhotoBooth-effects and nano-second close-ups of the independent punk lady in the front and real sexiness reveals itself. No need for a naked lady on a giant ball. Just some shots of a woman’s lips, a playful sixties-dress, a hint of equally playful underwear, combat shoes, fifty shades of grey and a lot of body language stressing the “I’m paranoid, I know it and, well, that’s me”-attitude and you’ve got a recipe for one very sexy video. And, well, the collar helps too. Add a Patti Smith-like bass voice to it and some stuffing of the mouth with one strange hand-move and that’s it. You’ve established yourself a clear combo of sexy punkrock and insanity. Any viewer can relate to that. Ah yes. “Please me, tease me.”

This flash fiction story was written after being inspired by the music video and song “I Think I’m Paranoid” by Garbage.